bad week

wow 1week into making a blog and only one post comment :( dam i suck . but since i'm only doing this to get practice at writing and also to let of some steam every now and then what can i expect.

well last week i did not post up anything at all this was mostly because the fact that i am lazy and just couldn't be bothered. but it was one of the worst weeks i have ever had and i don't really know why this was so. I'm going to put it down to karma catching up with me, since i have had a good run most of the year the universe decided to trow me a screwball...

why was this past week so bad you may ask well sit back and let me tell you, it all started me just feeling plain old lazy from the indoor football from the past weekend so i just didn't want to get up at all on Monday but uni so i had too :( but this wasn't the bad part . i decided to do some weight lifting cause i have been lazy with my fitness this past fortnight . so i started doing some simple lifting but i slipped and broke a weight plate which wasn't so bad i guess, then on Tuesday night Wednesday i went to a party for one of my friends 21st birthday and yeah it was a party nothing too special. but i went home with this chick and yeah lets just say i had a tucker max kinda night(one of his bad stories. try the one when he talks about abortion.) and yeah it left me feeling really bad and down with myself which is unusual !!! and then i had a assignment due on Friday which i totally forgot till Friday about and spent all day doing it and when i went to hand it in it was closed so i had to hand it in today:( then i also realised i had a exam this week too and more study arg but it was OK since i didn't study for it till tonight but i should be OK i hope... and yeah well that's enough of this I'm gong to play some DBZ on the wii now

found this little item... pretty much exactly what i did

How To Start Your Very Own Blog In Fifty-One Easy Steps!

Interested in the blogging scene? Confused how to go about setting up your very own blog? Follow these fifty-one easy steps and you'll be a l33t blogger in no time!

1. Find a free blogging service, such as www.blogger.com

2. Register a catchy yet philosophically deep name for your new blog: "lifesucks"; "All Things Me"; "Lifehacker"; "Playing With Matches"; "The Internet Slacker", "I Stalk David Hasselhoff".

3. Consider one of the many pre-made website templates offered by the blogging service, or one created by you.

4. Turn your nose up in disgust at the thought of using a pre-made template for your blog.

5. Spend the next seventeen hours creating a functioning website from scratch. If using Microsoft FrontPage^TM, relocate all children and elders to a safe area out of your "profanity zone".

6. Complete your self-made blog template by clicking on the "Publish Website" command in Microsoft FrontPage^TM.

7. Watch in shock as the aforementioned seventeen hours of hard work gets permanently deleted off your hard drive by Microsoft FrontPage^TM.

8. Swear so loudly all dogs within a five block radius begin running in circles and howling.

9. Declare "Screw It" and choose from a pre-made template. Always choose one with lots of kittens and flashing animated gifs.

10. Make sure the template is ready for your first blog entry. You can do this by going to your new blog's URL address and seeing if the page loads properly. It will have no posts yet, of course, as you have not actually written your first blog entry. (If you do see a post written by yourself at this specific moment in time, read it! You've traveled back in time to warn yourself about the "Publish Website" command in Microsoft FrontPage^TM).

11. Click on the "Create Post" selection. The window will reload with a box for you to type text in.

12. Put fingers to keyboard in preparation to type your first blog entry.

13. Realize in horror that you have absolutely no idea what you're going to write about.

14. And you've got a whole blog ahead of you.

15. Stand up and get an alcoholic beverage to calm you.

16. Pace back and forth while racking your brain for a great post.

17. Cast resentful looks at your computer monitor while drinking the alcoholic beverage.

18. Come up with a touching yet funny childhood memory you can write about, like when you and all the other fat kids in the neighborhood used to take down the ice cream man not unlike a pack of lions ravaging a wounded gazelle.

19. Or, make your first post about how much you love pets. Remark on the fact that you let your pet pit bull out of the house every night to get some freedom and exercise even though the sirens from the ambulances tearing through your neighborhood constantly interrupt your sleep.

20. Or, make a heartfelt confession about how guilty you feel that you could never be a vegetarian because you salivate every time a nature documentary appears on the television.

21. Sit back down at your computer desk with your great idea.

22. Complete your first post.

23. Experience a fleeting sense of satisfaction that you now have a blog with an actual entry, even though it details your sexual attraction to Yoda.

24. Immediately phone all your friends and family to tell them the URL. Remind your grandmother that 'stiffwoodysdiary' in your blog's address is spelled "all one word".

25. Reload your blog incessantly every two minutes to see if anyone has made a comment.

26. Become enraged when the very first comment made on your very first blog entry is "yuo are teh sUxx0r!" from Anonymous

27. Go outdoors to calm down and get some fresh air, since you've spent twenty-two hours now working on your blog.

28. Tell every person you encounter - jogger, police officer, frantic paramedic - your blog's URL.

29. Head back home when an idea for a blog entry comes to mind, such as the rudeness of paramedics who can't be bothered to talk about your blog because they are busy helping some whiner with pitbull bite wounds on his throat.

30. When back at your computer, immediately refresh your blog's page to see if any more comments were made while you were gone.

31. Grip the edge of your computer desk when the second comment reads "I said yuo are teh sUxx0r!" by Anonymous

32. Click on the "make new post" button on your blog.

33. Realize with horror you've totally forgotten the good writing idea.

34. Stand up and get another drink.

35. Sit back down at your computer desk.

36. Write your second post: how people who make dumb comments on blogs should be strung up by their genitals with barbed wire.

37. Complete the second post.

38. Stand up and get a third drink to calm you down from the blogging experience.

39. Watch TV while thinking you shouldn't watch so much television since experiencing life would probably make for a blog that's actually interesting to read. By going out more, you'll be able to continue to spread the address of your blog to bemused strangers, too.

40. Accept phone call from your grandmother asking you to change 'stiffwoody' in your blog's name to something more polite.

41. Refuse and hang up phone.

42. On the way back to the television, refresh your blog's page again to see if there are any more comments.

43. Experience relief when third comment is a non-abusive one. Become incredibly depressed when you discover it is written by a fellow blogger asking if you ever fantasize about wearing lederhosen while flailing midgets with kielbasa sausage, and if you'd like to meet up with him for same.

44. Stand up and get a much larger, stronger drink.

45. Consider making your third post. Repeat verbal declaration made in step #9, forget blogging for now, go to bed.

46. Just before you fall asleep, realize with horror you'll need to repeat steps #11 to #45 daily to keep your bragging rights about owning a blog (which, ironically, nobody reads).

47. Slip into an uneasy nightmare about being forced to type the word "sUxx0r" on a flaming keyboard while chained to Jabba the Hutt, who keeps demanding "More! More! Jakatooie Blogga Dooie! More!!!"

48. Wake up in the morning. Scream.

49. Read the new comments posted on your blog. Scream again.

50. Repeat for the rest of your life.

51. Welcome To Blogging!

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Right after i finished creating this blog i found this site(http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/2/7/161047/1869) and had to post it up it is almost exactly what i went through and probably what i will keep going through.

1st post

well here we are.... yes we are all wondering what I am taking about, well its about this blog well soon to be blog.

where to begin hmmm well how about I dont know what to type about . Now im probably not the 1st ever person to get this was nor will i be the last but dam. i will write something semi-good. Ok i got it well after about 8-10 years of reading all those other wonderful blogs and them not so good ones out there I finally find my self drawn to the point where i should create my own. now since this will by far not be comparable to any great bloggers out there but. you know that old saying " to finish you but have to begin" well now I'm not sure if that is the saying but it sounds good doesn't it? but yes i have been thinking about creating a blog for a few years now but today i just couldn't get the idea out of my head hence this wonderfull bit of creative writing.